A funny birthday song about them, by name.
Everyone gets the same four lines sung badly over a cake. This is a real song about them.
Hear a few
A funny birthday song for your sister
Sisters are the easiest ones to write, because you have thirty years of material. The borrowed clothes that never came back. The driving. The thing she told your parents in 2009 that you have both agreed to never mention. Put it in the song.
A funny birthday song for your brother
Brothers respond well to being roasted in a genre they would never choose. A gentle character assassination in the form of an opera aria hits differently than a text message.
A funny birthday song for your best friend
Best friend songs run on inside jokes, so lean all the way in. If a line only makes sense to four people, that's not a problem. That's the point. They will send it to the other three.
Funny birthday songs for adults
The older the birthday, the better the roast lands. Thirtieth, fortieth, fiftieth, whichever one they're pretending not to notice. Affectionate, specific, and slightly too honest is the sweet spot.
Birthday songs for kids, minus the roast
For a kid, we keep it silly instead of sharp. Their dinosaur phase, their refusal to eat anything green, the cat they're convinced can understand them. Same song, different register.
Pick the style, that is half the joke
A birthday roast as a sea shanty is a different experience than the same words over a slow piano ballad. Sixty-plus styles, including a Comedy Gold shelf where the genre itself is the punchline.
What to tell us about the birthday person
You don't write anything. You just answer things like:
Their thing
The hobby, obsession, or opinion they won't stop talking about.
The story
The one that gets retold every single year at the table.
Their tell
The phrase, the face, the sigh everyone in the family can do an impression of.
The birthday itself
Milestone year? Surprise party? Are they lying about the number?
Questions
Can I get a funny birthday song made about someone?
That's the whole product. You give us their name and a few details, we write and record a full song about them, and you send it. It's not a template with a name dropped in.
What is a good funny birthday song for my sister?
The one with the specific detail in it. Pick the story your family has told at every holiday for a decade, tell us that, and pick a genre she would never put on herself. The mismatch is where the laugh is.
How much does a personalized birthday song cost?
Five dollars, with up to six versions included so you can pick the funniest one.
Can I get it the same day?
You can get it in the next few minutes. It's a good option if you have remembered a birthday somewhat late, which happens to everyone.
Does it work for kids' birthdays too?
Yes, and we shift the tone. Silly instead of roasty, about their obsessions rather than their flaws.
Can I play it at the party?
Please do. The MP3 plays on any speaker, and you can ask for a video if you'd rather put it up on the TV.